Nigella Lawson is an aquaholic. Also, aquaholism is apparently a thing.

So Nigella Lawson admitted this week that she is an aquaholic.

That’s right, she’s addicted to aquahol.

She was sometimes drinking three litres of water before going to bed, which surely means she must have been ‘burshting for a pish’ when she woke up. Presumably regular toilet breaks are a terrible side effect of aquaholism, aswell as clear skin and a well-hydrated body.

Jesus, sort yourself out man, you're a mess!

Aquaholism doesn’t seem to be an official condition though. I’m basing that on the fact that it’s not in Wikipedia. But that doesn’t make it any less real for the dozens of men and women worldwide who could really go for a glass of water right now.

But, all lulz aside, it is dangerous to drink too much water and people have died from it.

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